ETHFather ASTEROID tribute to Vitalik, V4 hooks, and the original curve theatre.
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Protected floor mechanism Curve closes at 40 ETH gross input. Fuse threshold: 4 ETH of net reserve.
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ASTEROID TRIBUTE
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ETHFather

ETHFather keeps the sat0-style launch path and runs a hard-edged Vitalik homage across the curve, claim lane, and jackpot flow.

10% Vitalik 5% eligible claim 85% curve
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The ETHFather curve sits first. 10% goes to Vitalik, 5% stays in the eligible claim lane, and 85% clears through the curve.

1.0% total flow 0.8% Vitalik 0.1% jackpot 0.1% burn
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Asteriod holders free mint First 210000 wallets split 5%
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THRESIL SIGNAL

AI creature, live global mood, V4 fuse theatre.

Built on V4 mechanics, but not another sleepy mint page. It may feel like V2/V3 launch chaos in a tuxedo: fast, loud, fuse-aware, and built for people who can hold through noise.

Supply Split 10 / 5 / 85 Vitalik / eligible holders / curve mint
ASTEROID Signal ETHFather Black-tie meme, V4 hook execution, live mainnet controls.
Curve Reserve - Net ETH inside launcher
Jackpot - Last effective buyer pot
Last buyer game

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